Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Guilty pleasures: Watching people getting hit in the fork by projectile objects

I'll admit it. I'm addicted to FAIL videos. I like nothing better than wasting my time in front of collections of people falling off things, driving into things and getting hit in the fork by projectile objects.

In fact, my ideal television channel would be ITV You've Been Framed People Getting Hit In The Fork With Projectile Objects, played on a loop, forever. For some people - right-thinking people - this would be Hell on Earth. But these people do not appreciate the sheer naked schadenfreude of seeing people being hit in the fork by projectile objects, because it is never not funny. Unless you're the person being hit in etc etc etc.

By way of proof:

Homer Simpson is correct. This is the funniest thing in the world. Humour at its purest. Everybody else might as well give up now. Especially you, Jim Davidson.


Robin of Locksley said...

What's clearly needed here, Duck, is for someone with the skills to compile all the video clips of people copping it in the nuts and superimpose Jim Davidson's image over them. I'd almost pay money to see that.

Andrew Todd said...

Apart from all of the cerebral hemorrhages - which are hilarious obviously - when will people learn to take videos in landscape mode?