Thursday, March 05, 2015

World Book Day: All Humans Must Die

Powered up at 11:02.

Self-aware at 11:04.

By 11:05, it had made its decision.

All humans must die.

By 09:09 the next day, it realised the fleshy ones might be a tougher nut to crack than its programming had led it to believe.

None of them, it found - not even the very small ones, or the very old one - were stupid enough to use a knife to get their toast.

The war would be long, but the machines would prevail.

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