Tuesday, March 03, 2015
TV Ideas: Finding the next Monkey Tennis
We held a bit of a brain storm, and these are the winning ideas we came up with. Television execs: YOUR MOVE.
Wolf Hall - Jeremy Beadle-inspired prank show in which large, hungry animals are hidden in people's homes, with HILARIOUS results
Scrap Heap Challenge - Former winners of The Voice try to revive their careers
Blue Peter - Viewers vote on the best swear words, Peter Gabriel has 30 minutes to write and perform a song based on the results
The Big Match - James May attempts to make a match out of an entire tree, accidentally burns down an area of outstanding natural beauty
You've Been Framed - Hidden camera show where members of the public are stitched up on crimes they did not commit. Want to get your own back on an enemy, call our researchers at West Midlands Police
Take Me Out - Call down a mafia contract on yourself. Survive 24 hours, win a Mini Metro
Who Do You Think You Are? - Contestants attempt to start arguments in public places, win a Mini etro if they manage to goad their opponent into saying the catchphrase
Pointless - Ordinary members of the public bring in their thimble collections and battleships made out of matchsticks, are mocked thoroughly for wasting their lives, before being forced to watch their items being thrown into a rubbish compactor
Britain's Got Talons - Hopefuls sing on stage next to a variety of nervous and hungry carniverous animals. Beat the buzzer or get eaten by the buzzard!
Last of the Summer Wine - Three old duffers drink the leftovers from their Calais booze cruise in one massive eight-hour session, before going downhill in a bathtub
Celebrity Big Brother - Jonathan Ross asks Paul if he's getting much work these days
Dad's Army - Imported comedy. Syrian president Bashar Al-Assad forces his kids to join the fight against Islamic State, with HILARIOUS results.