Hey! Stop looking at my crystal balls!

I get more email from alleged psychic spammer Maria Medium (FACT: Little sister of TV Comic Eddie Large), who appears to be a close friend of Tara.

The subject this time is: "Maria is wacthing you"

Dear Maria

It's been literally hours since you last wrote. How the devil are you?

Thank you SO much for youe recent communication entitled "Maria is watching you", and I have a few questions regarding this.

1. What, even when I'm naked?

2. How many fingers am I holding up?

I look forward to your reply.

Your new, best pal (I bet you KNEW I was going to say that)

Albert O'Balsam

I shall report back.