Don't mind me, just farting about with the template. I'll change it back to the old one tomorrow if you all hate it.
Prepare to be judged
Greetings citizens. The closing date for the Guardian British Blog Awards has now passed, and the judging has begun.
Judge Scary will be passing amongst you with a critical eye and a copy of the Oxford Dictionary. Stand up straight! You - yes YOU - no slouching!
Don’t drop litter, refrain from chewing gum and remember to say grace before meals. By stomm, there’s still plenty of room in the Iso Cubes.
You don’t think I’m taking this seriously, do you?
A Happy Thanksgiving to our American readers. Time to post this photo, then. This means the Festering Season will soon be upon us. Don’t laugh. DO NOT LAUGH. It’s not funny. Mostly.
And a belated Eid Mubarak to any readers who have been observing Ramadan.
It's that time of the week again. Time to vote for the Scary story that will appear here tomorrow. Choose between
* Greenhouses - accidental vandalism woe
* Top Shelf - not what you think, starring our very own Balders
* Pomagne - drunken schoolkid woe
* Inflatables - not entirely what you think either, not much woe
I will, additionally, be including any word or phrase you may nominate. Vote-o!
A big thanks to those very nice people at Blogger for updating me to banner free. w00t!