Saturday, April 10, 2004

Happy ...err.. Christmas

With Easter now upon us, it is my sad duty to report that one of my neighbours still has his Christmas lights up, four months after the festive season. It's not just a few lights and a neon Santa, but ALL the Christmas lights in the world in a tableau of bad taste that illuminates the area like the runway lights at Heathrow. I may be forced into tough executive action:

a) arson
b) crap through their letterbox
c) a strongly worded, yet anonymous note
d) nothing at all. Who are you calling "chicken"?

Does the religious significance of this festival mean nothing to these people? Did Santa Claus die for nothing?

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