Sunday, May 23, 2004

Down wiv skool!

Extract from Scaryduck Junior's school report:

"My literacy target for this year: Write stories not featuring penguins or fish."

Feh, I say. Feh. What do they know? Did Jeffrey Archer die in vain?*

*No, but give me a couple of weeks.

Snot funny

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! That is all.

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