The News of the World a couple of weeks ago described stand-in Tottenham manager David Pleat - famous in certain circles for his habit of driving about very slowly, picking up "fallen women" and escorting them to Luton Town Football Club for a solo on the pink oboe in the car park - as "the worst caretaker since Hong Kong Phooey."
The following Sunday's edition, however, contained a letter from The Hong Kong Phooey fan club, who wrote back and said that these allegations were entirely slanderous, as Phooey "worked very hard, commanded the respect of his fellow workers, and unlike Pleat, had a car that never stopped."
And I bet he never had a copy of the Hong Kong Book of Kung Fu. Just a manky old copy of Razzle with the pages stuck together.
And while we're on the subject of football, a moment of respectful silence for West Ham United's season, please.
Shhhhh.... pffffffffffft!.... MWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Scaryduck’s ‘Did You Know...?’ No. 326
The winner of the next series of German Big Brother will get one million euros and the Fallen Madonna Wiz Ze Big Boobies*.
*not necessarily true.
DVD Review: "Return of the King"
What a load of shite.
Not a curled lip nor "Uh-huh-huh" to be seen. He hasn't made a decent film since Jailhouse Rock.
Actually, it is rather good, even if you do get the impression that the Hobbits' village is based on Teletubbyland. A suspicion confirmed when the four Hobbits appear in different colour waistcoats in the final reel...
Meanwhile, over on Robber Rabbit, the Kirstie Allsopp letters continue. The filthy moo.