Sunday, October 02, 2005

A short message for the young ducks

A short message for the Young Ducks

If I catch you reading these pages again, you will lose your online priveleges. Again. That is all.

It's hard enough being a z-list internet celebrity without your family having to read stuff like this:


Good: Doing the sex.

Bad: Coming to after a vigorous bout of the sex to discover that whilst letting her ride on top, you have actually made a rather good fist of wiping your arse on the sheets.

Worse: Blaming the dog.

I'm glad we sorted that out, then. Normal service resumed...

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