The next day or so sees the counter at the bottom of this page roll over the entirely meaningless (to you, anyway) 1,000,000 mark. When this happens, I will evolve into the next stage of human existence, which gives me an extra squirt of cream on my cappuccino, and X-Ray vision, which, I am assured, is not all it's cracked up to be.
There may be a small prize to the visitor who sends me a screen-grab of this important moment in world history. However, I shall be spending the next couple of days repeatedly hitting 'Refresh', so the odds are very much against you.
And to balance the whole karmic good news/bad news wossname, come reports that Dangermouse - number one rodent bastard - will soon be returning to television screens, proving once again that this country is going to the dogs. While a number of you may, undoubtedly, be rejoicing, I shall buck the trend somewhat and offer the following heart-felt comment:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
I understand that my irrational hatred of the one-eyed rodent might earn me the titles 'King of Wrong', 'Lord High Emperor Erroneous' and 'Pope Incorrect XVII', so I also offer the follow by right to reply:
" My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! I can't hear you My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog! My blog!"
So there.
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