Made-up band names
I have made it my life's work to plug Bigfoot and the Groincrushers, the oh-so-funnily named band I was a member of for about ten minutes in my college days.
Imagine my surprise, then, when I learn from bearded super-patriot Garry Bushell that such a band actually existed, jumping up and down on East London stages going "OI! Oi! Oi!" supporting the legendary, not to mention controversial, 4Skins.
So: make up some band names. You know you want to.
• The Frenulum Five Banjo Band
• Political Correctness Gone Mad
• Rabid ScooBy
• The Maxine Carr Fan Club
• Kaplinsky's Buttocks
• Crusty Gym Sock