Now that's what I call a scary duck
More HERE and HERE, where we find that the monster measures in at about 75 feet tall.
But, as poor, dead Konnie Huq always used to say: "It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye", and God she's right. Megaduck, they say, is unsinkable, so why bother with lifeboats?
This is a tragedy waiting to happen. Mark my words.
Now: allow me to go back to my glamorous life, hob-nobbing with the rich and famous. I am not making this bit up.