So it turns out that Adolf Hitler Crazy Golf is an actual real thing that exists.
There is - of course - only one rule to Adolf Hitler Crazy Golf, and that is that you only get one ball.
It's an 18 Heil course, and you have to get past the Windmill Hole, based on the invasion of the Netherlands. Avoid the bunker at the 18th. It's a bit nasty.
Other dictator-themed sports may include that giddy Cambodian mixture of snooker and ideological mass murder that is Pol Pot Black; and the North Korean Ping Pong-Il.
Cambodia also has its own crazy golf course: Pol Putt.
I'll get me coat.