But what the Dickens is that in the text of said review?
And I quote:
Oh.
It's an ASCII penis.
An ASCII penis with a load of ASCII spunk.
Five star ASCII spunk, for which I should be thankful.
Buy my book, and you too - as a special free offer - can leave a five-star ASCII cock-and-spunk review.
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And even if you're too tight to buy it, at least click on the like button while you're there.
Your sales pitch was very enticing indeed. Enough to get me to sign up for an Amazon Prime 30 day trial. Hey, Scary, er... don't suppose you could, um... lend me your Kindle?
Great! Fed-Ex Next Day Air to the US, my good man. It shouldn't cost you too much. Ta!
I'm Just kidding!
UPS Ground is fine, but it might get a bit wet crossing the Atlantic. :)
"She lied just yards away."
Lay?
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