Not good if you're considering a career as a murderer, and here lies my plan for doing the perfect murder. It is - you will be amazed to hear - as easy as 1-2-3:
1. Change all your Facebook photos to Piers Morgan
2. Do a murder
3. Watch as Piers Morgan does 20-to-life for the murder you done
Utterly foolproof, and if enough potential criminals do this, Morgan will never see the light of day this side of Doomsday.
No need to thank me.