Have you ever partied like an S Club Party?
Have you ever borrowed a sleeping bag from a male nurse?
Do you own a CD copy of Michael Bolton's "Timeless: The Classics"?
Do you find Jim Davidson funny?
How do you like your steak cooked?
Have you ever visited a Harvester before?
Daddy or chips?
Are you a Benny tied to a tree?
Have you got Skill?
What underwear are you wearing right now? Describe it for me.
If - by slim chance - it all goes horribly wrong and we accidentally go through an artery and kill you utterly to death, can we have your DVD collection?
Then they found out I'd been to the dentist in the last week and sent me packing, without even the promised tea and biscuits and crisps. All I was left with was the free parking permit ("I'M GIVING BLOOD") in my car windscreen and a smug sense of self-satisfaction built on LIES.