As my slide into old-fartism continues, I make a desperate attempt to prevent this from happening by pretending to be a teenager.
While most men do this by buying a motorbike or a big flash car, I've gone down the budget route of not acting my age by buying a load of old band T-shirts.
BEHOLD:
1. The Sisters
2. Joy Division
3. New Order
4. 4AD (Yes, it's a record label. Shut up.)
5. Depeche Mode
6. Primal Scream
7. THE DAME
Now leave me. Leave me to grow old in peace.
6 comments:
You actually wear t-shirts?
Bet you haven't a 'Blues Merchants' T-shirt have you? Collectors' items, them!
How many of those t-shirts were made by half-starved, little children enslaved by or indentured to some unscrupulous whoremonger and press-ganged to toil endlessly in some dark and dank toxic sweat shop in some Cheap Clothes and Nasty Third World hell hole like Southampton??
Surely wearing t-shirts of bands of your youth just show how old you are, what you need are some of One Direction or Justin Bieber.
Sisters? Joy Division? New Order? You sad old goth...oh wait...my wardrobe has those Bauhaus, FoTN and The Mission too...crap, midlife crisis looming!
HONK!
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