All Men Must Die

I've seen some iffy things come through my door in my time, but this attempt by a local estate agency takes the proper biscuit:

I mean, really.

As somebody pointed out to me: "A veneer of incest, sexual assault, child abuse and murder won’t be enough to save the tarnished image of the estate agent," which I thought fair comment.

@scaryduck a veneer of incest, sexual assault, child abuse and murder won’t be enough to save the tarnished image of the estate agent

— Monkey Bones (@iratesheep) August 5, 2015

Come on estate agents, up your game. Winter is coming.