One can but dream...
"And now on BBC1, a change of programming. Instead of Mary Whitehouse: A Life, there now follows live coverage of Kirstie Allsopp and Sarah Beeney wrestling in a paddling pool full of baby oil."
At the Races
From the card from last Friday's race meeting at Newbury:
The divorceonline.co.uk Chase ("You go anywhere near that betting office and I'm going back to mother's")
The Mencap Novices Hurdle ("*Belm*")
You would have thought that the Mencap one would have been classified as a handicap chase.
This opens up whole new possibilities of inappropriate sports sponsorship. Suggest-me-do!