Monday, June 20, 2005



This student is able to ascertain the sexuality of horses whilst simultaneously being pissed out of his head. L33t n1nja skills, indeed.

"Feh!" I say to that. "Feh!"

I once trained my dog to do a handstand and can, with virtually no prompting or advance warning, fart the theme tune to TV’s popular “Only Fools and Horses”.

What useless skills do you, dear reader, possess?

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