This student is able to ascertain the sexuality of horses whilst simultaneously being pissed out of his head. L33t n1nja skills, indeed.
"Feh!" I say to that. "Feh!"
I once trained my dog to do a handstand and can, with virtually no prompting or advance warning, fart the theme tune to TV’s popular “Only Fools and Horses”.
What useless skills do you, dear reader, possess?