If you had a time machine, what historical event would you go back and change?8 December 1980: "Hey Paul. I've got this great idea. Let's pop over to New York and go visit John. And I'll tell you what would be a great joke. Dress up as him and hang about outside his apartment building. That'll really freak him out when he gets home. It'll be a blast. What could possibly go wrong?"
October 14th 1066: "King Harold? Do us a favour and wear this over your royal head. Where I come from, we call it a motorcycle helmet."
March 26th 1994: "Excuse me sir? Mr bin Laden? Can I have your autograph?"
July 30th 1966: "Some people are on the pitch - they think it's all - oh God! That one's naked. And… and… he's done a poo. Geoff Hurst has stopped in his tracks, and can you blame him? Here comes Beckenbauer with the ball! Goal! 3-3! This is a disaster for England. A tragedy of national proportions."
I would also go back in time and change this blog so it has nothing but big pictures of cuddly rabbits before anybody else rips off the idea.
Ah.
And you?
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