Ladies and gentlemen, you see before you a man growing MOVEMBER facial hair for men's cancer charities.
I have, as you can see, opted for the Evil Rolf Harris look, and will - should I raise over one hundred of the Queen's pounds, post an Evil Rolf Harris picture which will be both EXCELLENT and PANTS-PISSINGLY FRIGHTENING.
"Can you tell what it is yet?"So: The nasty 'send me your money' bit.
"Yes. Yes, it is a git with a beard."
"Also, you have broken the 'No Beards' rule."
SEND ME YOUR MONEY