Wow. The Society of Homeopaths is currently advertising for a Head of Marketing and Communications. They are looking for - according to the blurb - a dynamic individual to lead the promotion of the largest membership organisation in the field of homeopathy."You will also need a good understanding of complementary and alternative medicine and the issues currently facing this sector of the healthcare profession." For eg, trying to persuade people that it's not all complete cobblers.
However, I'm prepared to put my prejudices aside, because I've got half a mind to apply for this job. In fact, I feel that I am uniquely qualified to fill the post.
As it clearly says on my suspiciously up-to-date CV, I have exactly 10^-23 years of experience in the field of public relations, and as such, I'd be the best and most effective Homeopathic Head of Marketing they've ever seen.
Just one doubt: What does "Be able to quickly establish a rapport with people both externally and internally" mean?
I'm good at talking to people externally, but not so good at talking to people who are inside a bear. Is that what they mean?
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Can you talk out of your arse? Arse to arse conversations ate very effective.
Can you talk out of your arse? Arse to arse conversations ate very effective.
I have exactly 1 nanosecond of marketing experience in this area. But if I dilute it in a big CV and then put this big CV into an even bigger one - Bingo, I'm now the best person for the job.
Hmm... but the remuneration is a bit poor - One Green Shield stamp per month, in arrears, and all the Bach's Flower Rescue Remedy you can keep down.
I note that media twats with nothing better to do are touting a German "Homeopathick Doktor" as The Person Who Would be Missis Kwin If The Laws Of Succession Had Been Different At Some Arbitrarily-Chosen Point In Time. Since we are all related, however tenuously, to Missis Kwin, surely we are all The Sovereign Ruler of Our Great Nation?
I know I am.
@ Phil Parker - Ho-ho.
You don't know what "a rapport with people both externally and internally" means?
Do we need to have a talk?
Great blog, thanks for sharing
Have you never had a conversation with a kidney?
I had my arse ate out once.
It was full of WIN!
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