I am in a public house.I am Billy No-Mates, as the friend I am expecting has not yet arrived.
A text message!
"I'm going to be late. Bear with me."
Naturally, I took the only sane option: I finished my pint, called the police, the RSPCA and the local zoo, before drafting a reply to my imperiled pal
"ON NO ACCOUNT SHOULD YOU LOOK BEAR IN THE EYE"
Also:
"MAKE NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS OR SOUNDS. BEARS HATE THAT"
And:
"IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE, PUT YOUR PHONE TO SILENT. SORRY ABOUT LAST TWO TEXTS LOL"
He does not reply. A tragedy.
3 comments:
The bear was your date.
Pffft. If you were Canadian, you would have known how to deal with this properly. Of course, you'd need to have a moose handy.
ScaryD same thing has happened to me when I email Heath Ledger. So sad he just don't email me back. I wonder why. hee hee he he hee ha ha ha ha ha
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