"What you reading?""Game of Thrones""Who's winning?""Errr... no-one""Why don't they just all have a throne each?""They have. They just want more thrones.""Why's that? Did one of them get a nice throne from John Lewis, while the other king got one from Ikea, read the instructions wrong and now he's got a wobbly leg? I'd kill for a decent John Lewis throne if that happened to me.""Idiot."
Two minutes later...
"What you reading?""Game of Thrones""Who's winning?"
You know - a Kindle up the bum hole REALLY hurts.