- "Get in the Sea Nazis" = The Sea Nazis are recruiting again. Please join the Sea Nazis, they're like the Sea Scouts, only with weird ideas about racial purity. (See also: Pond scum)
- "Get in! The Sea Nazis" = We support FC Athletico Hitler of Hamburg, otherwise known as The Sea Nazis. Get in!"
- "Get 'In the Sea Nazis'" = 'In the Sea Nazis" is the new bestseller by Jeffrey Archer, and tells of his 100% true adventures infiltrating the Sea Nazis from their base in a Scout hut on the banks of the River Thames in Abingdon.
- "Get in the sea! Nazis!" = Often heard during the Dunkirk Evacuation of 1940.
- "Get in the sea, Nazis" = Go on, fuck off the lot of you.
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| SEA NAZIS: They're back, in Lego form |
Trolled distribution is when you receive a huge delivery on a truck pallet, but all it contains is a slip of paper saying "I've done your mum, LOL".
In fact, Eddie Stobart, renowned for giving all of their trucks women's names, have given their experimental Trolled Distribution lorry the moniker "Your Mum" as special tribute to the juvenile joke that never dies. No, that's YOUR mum.
Even Ron's in on the act:
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| RON: In dispute with Virgin Media, who claim he watched the adult movie "Get in the She Nazis" on a pay channel, which he didn't. |
3 comments:
They that go down to the sea in das boot.
Seen on a placard at a demo the other day: Kid's Company Is Are Family. Whatever the said charity spent the money on, it certainly wasn't English lessons.
Incidentally, Mr Duck, you have a misplaced comma in the bit relating to Eddie Stobart's lorries.
Errant comma given a right old thrashing and replaced in the correct position, thanks.
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