100% of FACT: John Lennon
Fans of former Beatle John Lennon have been left fuming at his widow's latest attempts to cash in on the musical legend's name.
In a multi-million pound deal with a well-known food manufacturer - rivalling only Linda McCartney's big money marketing of marketing of shredded cardboard to vegetarians - Yoko Ono has given a consent for Lennon's image to appear on a range of stir-in curry sauces.
They will be called Instant Korma.
If the venture is a success, it is expected that other 60s pop acts will be asked to join in:
* Vinda-Lulu
* The Mamas and the Poppadoms
* The Jalfrezi World of Arthur Brown
/ I'll get me coat.
// Lack of sensible blogging = alcohol related
/// Normal service resumes tomorrow, depending on alcohol intake
//// Err... Happy New Year
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