Frankly, as a deity-curious atheist, the answer is a no. And we also have a strict trousers-and-no-sandals door policy which would leave Our Lord and Saviour kicking his heels out in the street
I'm pretty certain that poor, dead-yet-still-alive Jesus would be made more than welcome in some households, as this letter to a popular magazine describing a deeply religious experience proves:
Dear Fiesta, I couldn't believe my luck when Our Lord Jesus Christ came knocking asking for a cup of sugar. I'm a busty divorcee who hasn't had it in ages, but that was soon to change the second he showed me his holy spirit..."And then...
"Oh God! Oh God!" I shouted in the throes of passion.I've been told that He's an expert on getting nailed, so this scenario isn't exactly out of the question.
"That's right! Shout my name! Shout my name!"
So, no. Not welcome. Not even for a cup of sugar.
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