Monday, April 15, 2013

Drama in the lav at Starbucks

So, the sign said: Please only put toilet tissue down the toilet

Always one to obey orders to the letter,  I stuffed the bowl to the brim and crapped in the corner*.

Pleased to have been of assistance.

You may remember that this is the branch with this notice on the Fire Door:

 Our home town being a hotbed of caffeine-addicted zombies.

*May actually be a lie

1 comment:

Ellie said...

At least you didn't shi* your pants. Which is a very nice segue to recommending you check out the ad for Kmart in the states. Don't have the URL at my fingertips, but sure it is easily findable.