A Weebl and Bob episode with neither Weebl nor Bob. Yarr!
Free birdseed - The illustrated catalogue of ACME products.
Arses! Looks like I missed Anal Sex Month again.
Fluffball Sprinkle - The collected genius of the Cocteau Twins. May I draw the attention of the jury to "Song to the Siren", perhaps the finest cover version ever recorded, and one of the two songs to be played at Scary's funeral. The other, of course, will be "Going Underground" by The Jam.
Arsenal 2-1 Everton - come on you jessies if you think you're hard enough!
A statement from the leadership of the Penguin Liberation Army (Officials).
And in other news: First ever photo of a whale farting.