The Seventeenth Amendment of The Constitution of the United States makes it legal to form a baying hate mob to "chastise witches, wizards, those possessed by demons and un-Americanes"; provided that there is at least one rake, torch or length of rope for each person present. The Eighteenth Amendment adds that adequate toilet and catering facilities must be provided, plus comprehensive personal insurance in case "ye lynchinge shoulde go wrong".
Pooh Party – I know people who’d pay good money for that kind of thing. And if you think this is anything else other than a Winnie the Pooh video, then you’ve got something very wrong with your head. Like me, then.
Andy wants me to plug his college project Popmates for him because he's only a broke student and has blown his entire promotional budget down the students union. So.... Popmates is graeeeet, and helps you find people who like the same stuff as you. I am sorely disappointed, however, to find that the friendship / dating tab doesn't have a "quick squirm" option and Bigfoot and the Groincrushers' seminal debut album "When Come Back Bring Pie" isn't listed in the favourite music section. Apart from that it's perfect.
"And speaking of pie..."
Fresh Weebl and Bob-age. Featuring a hideously mutilated Weebl. My eyes!
It's been over a week since the last Scary story, so choose between "Fireworks", "French Exchange", "You Too" or any number between one and thirty-three corresponding to an as-yet unwritten tale of mirth and woe. Choose-o!