Tuesday, August 05, 2003

“Scaryduck’s ‘Did You Know...?’ No. 359”

A youthful Tony Blair once appeared on cult TV show “Jim’ll Fix It” where Jimmy Saville fixed it for the young Anthony to be Prime Minister for a day. However, once the cameras packed up and went home, nobody told the boy to stop, and he’s been in the job to this day. Saville, you’re a bastard.


Heisenberg’s Third Uncertainty Principle states: “If a man does housework and there’s no woman there to see it, he is still a lazy bastard when she comes home and finds him with a beer in front of the TV”

All being well and with a following wind, I shall be discussing this important scientific theory on BBC Radio Five Live at some stage tomorrow morning. Alternatively, we may just talk a bit about blogging.

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