Dogs and Cats! Living Together!
I can't be the only person in the world disturbed by the fact that George W Bush hasfinally interested himself in the Northern Ireland peace process, with a phone call to the not-barking-mad-at-all DUP leader Ian Paisley.
Aside from a mutual interest in burning heretics, I can't imagine for a moment what the pair had to talk about.
The only parallel I can think of right now is that of the Keyholder and the Gatekeeper from Ghostbusters meeting up, paving the way for Gozer the Destroyer to walk the Earth, smiting the wailing millions in the shape of Gerry Adams.
We're doomed, aren't we?