Phrases that should never be attempted live on national television:
* West Bank
* Turkish Kurds
* Friar Tuck
* Bucks Fizz
* Kent Countryside
Poor Trevor McDonut. Suggest, and indeed, me-up!
Talk amongst yourselves, for today I shall be mostly working in the garden. If you catch my drift.
Also: Some pictures of a garden where I didn't done a poo.