There's nothing like a bit of spooky coincidence to get easily-impressed people saying "WoooOOooOOOoooOooo" at the end of your tale.So. Spooky coincidence.
A Sunday in summer.
A warm summer Sunday back in the days when the family would pile in the car, go out for a (95% liquid) pub lunch, then pile back into the car before embarking on what was known back then as a "drive".
Ah yes. The Sunday drive. That 1970s mystery tour from an age where cars were a luxury rather than a necessity, where you could take off into the country and not have some drum'n'bass twat stuck up your arse for miles on end. As it were.
And then – you'd end up somewhere. Quite often in the woods, before The Man cut them all down to build housing estates, right kids?
This time, after a liquid lunch down the social club in Twyford, where we kids amused ourselves with an energetic game of "Dodge Dart" against the local council estate brats, we piled into our second-hand Renault 12 (honestly, we're suckers for French cars) and headed north.
North. Far further north than usual, in fact. Our usual limit were the roads around Henley-on-Thames, where we'd run into little marvels like the Maharajah's Well, or the aerial farm at Crowsley Park (where your humble author would one day earn a living).
But we pressed on. And as we did, the weather turned.
It had started a bright sunny afternoon, but the clouds rolled in, the sky became as black as Armageddon, and the temperature dropped off the scale.
And then, the skies opened.
But didn't rain. It snowed, the trees given a white coating as freak weather turned summer into winter all within a matter of minutes.
Struggling to see where we were heading, we entered a village.
"Welcome," said the sign thoughtfully provided by Oxfordshire County Council, "Welcome to Christmas Common."
"WoooOOooOOOoooOooo"
40 comments:
First for Christmas Commons in January!
I feel as cold as that not-quite-dead-yet snowman.
Turd
fort
Quite the "coincidence" that it snowed when you reached Christmas Common.
WoooOOooOOOoooOooo
Lucky you didn't end up in Shitterton.
p.s. You gave up cow counting for knob twiddling at Crowsley Park? (were you told that chicks dig amateur radio enthusiasts too?)
They do?
yeah but Roosters aren't so bothered by them
Debster, STOP stealing my joke
Been there. It is very affluent. I've never seen so many 8 foot plus brick walls, pill boxes and Dobermans in one place. Nice though.
Julian - been turding for some years now.
Yes but jokes need timing, yours is ALL off.
Shall we meet up for a drink to discuss?
Tonight?
You name the venue. I CAN travel.
Julian can't travel far enough for some people.
Just a question - in Brimful of Asha, why do they sing 'everybody needs a bosom probe'? Listen and you will hear that is exactly what they do sing.
Julian - I told you before, give me your number and I will meet up with you for a cup of tea.
Perhaps my timing is off because I am a little late this month?
"for a pillow"
Debster and Julian, sitting in a tree...
I was about to continue singing K-I-S-S-I-N-G when I thought "wait - she can push him from the tree and end all of our misery!" Or just find the tree with an owl in it. Whatever suits.
Also, all the snowmen around here are still alive. Alive and growing, to be precise. Snowman army, anyone?
I was about to continue singing K-I-S-S-I-N-G when I thought "wait - she can push him from the tree and end all of our misery!" Or just find the tree with an owl in it. Whatever suits.
Also, all the snowmen around here are still alive. Alive and growing, to be precise. Snowman army, anyone?
Posted twice? That can't be a good omen.
Audrey - I know thats what it says, but if you listen ... its definitely probe, not pillow.
Love the sign round the snowmans neck.
BTW, the blogging nomination shortlists are up. Scaryduck is there in teh funniest blog section. As is Julian Meteor. Can anyone else see something very, very wrong there?
Any link?
I have NOT even HEARD of these awards.
It would be nice to win SOMEthing after the TERRIBLE year I've had.
No link. As a regular reader of this blog you would have known about these awards as Scary mentioned it some time ago.
Oh LOLLERS, Julian, look what I just copied and pasted. Your thoughts in the comments section for the day that SD mentioned the Bloggies-
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Nan thinks I should be voted as best POLICITAL blog. I am DEFO voting for SD (cos he's my bezzie) but I would LOVE to win SOMETHING. If ONLY there was a "MOST SEX with STRANGERS" blog category. Or a "Hates owls the MOST".
LOL
I have SO missed you guys. Thanks for ALL the generic Christmas texts xxx
Julian Meteor
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What did you do, get all your mates to nominate you?
OH!!! I remember now.
How do you know the GREAT SD is short-listed (along with little old me lol)?
It's freaky conversing with "Anonymous"... you could be my Nan or someone!!!!! rofl
Also you posted about it on your own blog, you lying munter. You asked everyone to nominate you. It was only on the 7th of January, I'm surprised you've forgotten.
I know because I am one of the voters. And no. Not in a million.
Bothered.
Being caught out 'forgetting' things is never nice, is it?
We now return you to normal programming.
So it is true what they say about it being 'grim up north'.
A definate "WoooOOooOOOoooOooo" and also an unsubtle irony because yes, Christmas really IS common
Annonymous - sorry to revisit old ground, but just read this comment list. JM is on the short list for the bloggies. To mimic his own initialist ways - WTF????????????
How do you know?
Just a thought, but if JM won a blog award, wouldn't he move on, leaving us all behind in his "Jade Goody"-style rise to stardom?
If anyone knows how to jerry-rig these things, it's surely worth a go?
I would DEFO pay for you to fall down a ravine, Isolator!!!!!!!!
pmsl
Another nugget of rip-snorting entertainment from JM.
How does he do it?
...why does he do it?
I know because I've been randomly selected to be on the voting panel. You get sent a list of 5 random Bloggies to vote on and one of mine is Humour.
I have no idea how a blog of such low stature managed to get itself on the shortlist, especially when the writer claimed to know nothing about the existance of them. This proved to be complete balls as there's an entry on his blog asking for people to nominate him and a comment by him on this blog on the same day that SD told us about it.
WTF indeed.
I think I found JMs new home page http://www.flickr.com/photos/hairygit/3201626061/
It's chillier in these comments than it was outside today. And it was -25 with the wind chill.
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