A recent Dorset Echo report about crims on the rampage around our part of Weymouth reveals a sad truth: Our local copper is no longer the fantastically named hero of the Dorset Constabulary PC Rick O'Shea.I gather our men left for pastures new some time ago, and have been replaced by a new man pounding the beat on the mean streets of Weymouth: PC James Bond.
It is good – in these days of restricted budgets and heightened terror alerts – to see MI6 allowing one of their top agents time off from saving the world from the menace of SPECTRE to put the kybosh on the local hoodies.
Unless – of course – our local gang of wannabe bad boys the Wykeside Crew are in with SMERSH, then we're really in the shit. Chaos, destruction, death to spies - and all on our very doorstep.
Any organisation that promises dread retribution at the hands of the head of the Catholic Church ("dont mees wid wykeside! or ul get poped! blud") needs the immediate attention of top, TOP intelligence operatives.
Get in there, Bond. Dangerous times need men like you.
29 comments:
First for having absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
What about me? Aunty Brenda, licensed to shrill.
I'm comin' at it from de udder side.
Jus' call me Doctor Awe Dre.
You are all mad.
dont mees wid wykeside! or ul get poped! blud - in a Dorset accent lolz!! ... and how exactly do you get poped, do they hand you a silly hat and a sparkly staff and task you with destroying heathens??
Or they'll make you go to confession, where you'll just make it all up anyway.
Any town lending itself to jokes about Way Muff was bound to attract his attention sooner or later.
"Get your bucket and spade Moneypenny, I have business in Dorset. And don't forget to pack the Walther, the Wykeside crew have a rough reputation."
"Of course James. Has your weapon been serviced recently?"
"Good thinking Moneypenny. Make sure to use a spit polish."
@ Audrey
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr Dre
Actually, is PC Rich O'Shea anything to do with General Pin?
He's wearing a girly shirt.
How can I possibly have any respect for a guy wearing a frilly, silly girly shirt?
Unless his secret weapon is to have the violent youths laugh themselves to DEATH.
So does the Wykeside crew have access to big Lasers and shark infested tanks?
Can I join?
Ha Ha...the Wykeside Wussies wouldn't last 5 seconds over here.
Pretty sure just me and my pet Uzi, (legally owned), would scare the living poopies out of them all.
Oh dear. I shouldn't like to get poped. My poor, dear, excommunicated English granny would spin her grave.
Sewmouse is right. You've used the wrong photo. Everyone knows that the REAL James Bond has a Scottish accent and wouldn't be caught dead in a girly shirt...
His real name is Brendan. And we in west Dorset have got him.
Mw-HAH-HA-HA-HAH!
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