A short list of people who will be the first up against the wall (for a damn good talking to) come the glorious revolution:
* People who throw lighted cigarette butts out of car windows
* Mums who call their kids 'mate'
* Teenagers who listen to crappy music on the phone speaker in public
* Shoppers who reach the top of the escalator and don't get out of the way
* Smartarses who answer the question "Is it Wednesday?" with "Yes, all day"
* Both Daily Express readers
* People who take take McDonalds food to beauty spots and leave their rubbish behind
* Supermarket customers who wait until all of their items have been scanned at the till to goon a trek across the store to find the last item on the shopping list
* Supermarket cashiers who wait until all off a customer's items have been scanned at thetill before mentioning that there's a Buy One Get One Free offer onsomething on the far side of the store
* People who use the middle urinal
* People who compile lists
And from No Good Boyo:
* People who say "What can I do you for?", who are presumably the same people who call pub landlords "Mein host"
Ninja edit, after a night out drinking whisky: Bar staff who put ice in your whisky when you ask for "Whisky, no ice". Ice in whisky is for PANTYWAISTS and BLASPHEMERS.
* Bar staff who give you Jack Daniels, filled to the brim with ice when you ask for "Whisky, no ice". If I wanted Jack Daniels, I would have asked for my own stale piss out of a tramp's hat.
And from No Good Boyo:
* People who say "What can I do you for?", who are presumably the same people who call pub landlords "Mein host"
Ninja edit, after a night out drinking whisky: Bar staff who put ice in your whisky when you ask for "Whisky, no ice". Ice in whisky is for PANTYWAISTS and BLASPHEMERS.
* Bar staff who give you Jack Daniels, filled to the brim with ice when you ask for "Whisky, no ice". If I wanted Jack Daniels, I would have asked for my own stale piss out of a tramp's hat.
11 comments:
How do I like my Whiskey? Like my women. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
"Can I have a whisky and coke please?"
"I can serve you a whisky and a coke in separate glasses. But if you mix them then I'll have to ask you to leave."
Blokes who also use the urinal in the corner as well.
The people who drive with their fog lights on at night. And then on parking lights during the day....
People who DON'T indicate on roundabouts......(cold sweat just typing this errrr)
"TRT said...
How do I like my Whiskey? Like my women. 12 years old and mixed up with coke."
Jimmy Savile from the grave?
TRT ? Been posting on The Register today, too?
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Women who wait until everything is scanned and then start packing and then open their handbag to find their purse and then put the purse back and close the handbag and then open their handbag to find the purse to put the change in before putting the purse in the handbag and then start looking in their handbag for the fucking car keys they won't fucking need until they have loaded the shopping bags in their trollies and wheeled the fuckers to the other side of the car park.
Oi, Unknown !
That's my wife you're talking about.
She was always keen on being up against the wall so I've heard!
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