You know what really grinds my gears? Diving the car without using the clutch. Also:
Getting annoyed by the endless stream of plastic charity bags that come through your door.
Feeling guilty because you've run out of stuff to give to charities.
Then getting even more annoyed because they never seem to be collected when you leave them empty on your front step on the appointed day.
Then feeling even more guilty when you use them as rubbish bags.
Charities: Before one of you chaps gets lucky and ends up with a huge bag full of unused charity bags on my front doorstep, can we come to some sort of arrangement where you - like - don't bother at all?
FACT: If you laid all the unused charity bags delivered in Britain in the last year end-to-end, you will have utterly wasted your life.