"Are you, or have you ever been, a member of a pacifist organisation?" Yes folks, you too can make your Homeland safe you you and your fellow citizens with the Citizen Corps! "Community focus to engage all Americans." Except, of course, those foreign-looking types who live at the end of the street, and the Leclerqs at number 52, because that's a French name, isn't it?
Are you ready? I'm not. I haven't even thought of going out and buying duct tape and plastic sheeting. It's just a ruse because Dubya and Rummy are major shareholders in the US Patriotic Duct Tape Manufacturing Inc. The US Government wants me to panic now. You can't fool me, I'm saving all my panic up for when the big one drops, just like everybody else.
And let's not forget, our argument is not with the peace-loving Iraqi people. Which is why they're about to have several thousand tons of spiky metal dropped on them. If you're an armchair quarterback, or simply horrified by the fact that more Afghan civilians (remember Afghanistan? That was SO last year) died in the "liberation" of their country than American civilians died in 9/11, then keep an eye on Iraq Body Count. It's on five already, it had better stay that way.
Blinktag: Like FARK, only more so. Have a kitten.
Official penguin naming ceremony tomorrow. Get your votes in!
From The Blacklist -- The following stories were true. Sorry to disappoint you, but I never got to see Fergie's polo mallets.
* The time I told Uri Geller to fuck off
* The time I was nearly on Blue Peter
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