Here's one for our lads in the Gulf, sent by our all-knowing leaders to take part in The War to Liberate Iraq Of Its Oil.
THIS is a Scud missile launcher, bringer of death, terror and destruction, and may be used by your enemy in the forthcoming conflict. Note the large pointy thing with the explosive warhead. It is not your friend. THIS, however, is the former Kadimiya textile factory in Baghdad, bringer of coats, sheets and dresses, and staffed by civilians when your colleagues engaged in a previous conflict dropped a large bomb onto it.
Just getting things straight up front. You know how similar these things look in the fog of war. If they're going to make you fight, you might as well do the job properly.