Nothing today. I'm in a bad mood after hearing news I'd rather not have heard, thank you very much.
Cheer me up, you bastards.
Edit: I just copied this out of my big book of gags:
The game of Lawn Tennis, in its most ancient form, was originally played with extremely small bonsai badgers instead of the now familiar green tennis balls. Hence the term "game, sett and match."
There's worse, by God, there's worse.