Thursday, March 11, 2004

Google news

Searching on google for Kirstie Allsopp naked? You manky old spunker. I was, until yesterday, the number one search result for these *cough* sadly *cough* non-existent photographs, providing a steady flow of confused single-handed surfers to this site. The new number one? This pair. And her husband.

Expensive tap water news

Go to Coke's Dasani website. Click on "downloads" and hover your mouse over the picture of the woman. Dasani's secret ingredient will appear on the left side of your screen. No wonder it's so blummin' expensive.

Edit: I hear rumours that they've changed it, so there's a screen grab here.

Scaryduck’s ‘Did You Know...?’ No. 322

Russian president Vladimir Putin is the great-grandson of another famous Putin: the mad monk Ras Putin. To honour his infamous relative, the multi-talented Russian leader even wrote a song about him, which became a worldwide hit for Boney M. Oh, those Russians.

Round and Round went the Bloody Great Wheel

In and out went the pr... no hang on... time for the Thursday vote thing. Following last week's Mongolian confusion, it would perhaps be prudent to point out that there is a very good chance that the descriptions provided by the magic web marmot may not be one hundred per cent accurate:

* An Inspector Calls: "You will bow down before me, Jor-El. I swear it, no matter that it takes an eternity! You will bow down before me! Both you and then one day your heirs!"
* The Raspberry Club: "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
* The Earl Grey Missile Test: "Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see."
* Father Abraham: "The report read 'Routine retirement of a replicant.' That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back."

Choose-o, vote-o and suggest-o. And let's not forget Um Bong-o.

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