Tuesday, September 16, 2008

On foreign television

On foreign television

Those pesky forren types.

Coming over here and taking all the jobs that we don't want to do, and now some crazy EU Directive that I've just pulled out of my arse says we've got to give them something to watch on TV while they wait for their Burger King pay check to roll in.

The cheek of it. It almost makes a man want to go out and buy the Daily Mail. Almost.

So... before those curs from Listopia get in, plz to suggest TV programmes that might appeal to an international audience. Such as:

* Andorra the Explorer
* Istanbulseye
* Dragon's Denmark

* Can't Cook Won't Cook Islands
* Black Addis Ababa Goes Forth
* Last of the Somali Wine

And, while we're at it, how about a few stout, British programmes for use when we go abroad and take all the jobs those pesky forrens don't want to do:

* Police Camera Acton
* Essex and the City
* Question Tyne

* Silent Widnes
* Pennies from Devon
* Rhyl and Grace

Get in there - free beer, money and sex for the best suggestion*

And while you're at it: No Woman, No Chrysler - Songs that sound like cars

* Free beer, money and sex offer closes October 19th 1968

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