On SAFETY CUP
The SAFETY CUP. I have it. Three times. Look:
No, I have no idea why the world needs yellow beverage holders with the wrds "SAFETY" cup in big, black letters, but one can only assume that there is a logical explanation and an everyday use I have overlooked.
Quite possibly something to do with disposal protection for cricket players.
I'm off to the nets to find out NOW, standing there PROUD and NAKED but for SAFETY CUP as our resident demon bowlers try out my theory.
Edit: No. It wasn't that, and I have crawled all the way here to tell you. Kill me. Kill me now.