There are times when you should consider the direction your life is taking. For example, I am in the gents' toilets at work washing my hands, hearing the unmistakeable sounds of a) one of my colleagues parking his breakfast in one of the cubicles and b) a text message being composed on a mobile phone.Myself excluded, he is the only person using the facilities.
How, I ask, did his life reach such a point? I've written in the past about people who use the phone on the toilet, but this, I am sure you'll agree is a new low.
And more to the point, what exactly does one text about on the shitter?
"IM ON TEH BOG. NNNNNG LOLOL"
Or
"PLZ TO SEND PAPER"
Even a recent funeral, the dearly departed being carried in with great reverence in an extremely flashy coffin, was spoiled by the tell-tale twerp of a comedy ring-tone, followed by the frantic finger-and-thumb reply of the experienced TXT-er.
"LOL IM IN A FUNRAL"
"NE1 I NO?"
"LOL ITS SOME1S GRN! C U L8R"
Bloody trendy vicars.
25 comments:
F1RST! Taking mobile phones into the toilet would be convenient for doing that project where you all co-ordinate to flush together to see if you can flood China.
MRKS
GTST
FLUSH!
Probably texting DONE A POO.
Logical conclusion is, somebody was in there with him.
General I play the the bowling game whilst on the loo. It distracts from a) the job in hand LOLZ b) Other people parking various things.
OK, hands up: who here has talked to someone on the phone while they were laying some copper cable?
...
Is that a tumbleweed I see before me?
I always take my phone into the loo with me as it invariably rings then.
All day I can be somewhere that is not a loo, and the phone will not ring, but as soon as I go to the loo without it, it rings. Ergo, take it to the loo with me as it will ring then.
Thinking about it, maybe I should check my house for hidden cameras...
PS. Scary - your name has been taken in vain over in my comments box today ;o)
These days what with all the fancy internets on the phones, it is possible to check Scary's blog while on the bog. Which, while it is 10 shades of wrongness, seems somehow appropriate.
I fear it is worse than that. He is probably posting to twitter.
Twittering on the loo?
Twitter on the shitter?
One of my friends always uses her mobile in the bathroom at home, it's the only place she can get a signal. After a very strained conversation she has stopped using it whilst she uses the loo.
Tzonar.
Debster:
on Apr 15 you said that Audrey is back, but I haven't yet seen any pearls of her charm & wisdom on here. Is she OK & everything?
I'm no stalker (honest!), but I enjoyed a few chats with her across the months :)
It's always a bit of a worry when someone dissappears off Facebook, etc.
Yeah Debster. Isolator's got the names and the dates and a declaration of not stalking. Let poor Audrey out of the basement for a while now...
But - there was a message a couple of days ago and now nothing.
I do not have a basement. And Professor Hawking's illness is nothing to do with me either.
And I refer Isolator to the comment directly after, at 1.43 on 15th.
Yes, I heard on the news on the BBC that Hawking isn't going to die. Would he care to comment, I wonder?
Perhaps he is doneing a very large poo and will comment after the paperwork is done. He has somebody to do that for him, I presume.
Wasn't t a camera phone was it and taking photies of his jobbie?
iPhone - check
On lavvy - check
Checking blogs etc - check
Beats taking the newspaper in, just need to remember not to drop the bloody thing.
What does one text about in the loo?
Next time you get a text from me, you'll find out.
Said too much.
hmmmm maybe the fellow was writing his memoirs? "life in the shitter"
Debster: is TRT Audrey, then? Or am I now so old that I'm becoming terminally confused...
I always toiletext....
I find texting tedious, but I find building a two-log cabin even more so.
Doing both gets two tedious jobs out of the way, and it stops me from playing 'No-looking, Guess Where in Bristol'.
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i'm gonna make my own post about it
я так считаю: бесподобно!! а82ч
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