On manky television, again
Lazy blogging day today, but EXCELLENT lazy blogging nonetheless. Even so, we address an important issue that cuts to the core of the society we live in ---
You know, despite all that poor, dead Mary Whitehouse says, there's not nearly enough smut on our screens these days.
In fact, thanks to those joyless curs at Ofcom, our so-called viewing pleasure is spoiled my stuff that is clearly not smutty at all.
What we need, then, is to take fine, upstanding and not-smutty-at-all films and televisions series and turn the mank factor up to eleven. Because that'll put the wind up the clergy and no mistake.
In fact, I've made a start already, and soon our television will be rocking up with top quality filth as poor, just-as-dead-as-Mary-Whitehouse Lord Reith intended when he said "Nation shall talk filth unto nation". I think.
- Dial L for Lesbians
- Terminator Sado-masochism
- Invasion of the Panty Snatchers
- Porn on the Fourth of July
- Bruce Forsyth's Penetration Game
- The X-Rated Factor
- Britain's Got Herpes
- Top-name costume drama: A Tale of Two Titties
- Snog, Marry, Avoid, Do up the Wrong'un?
- The Old Grey Dildo Test
- Mary, Queen of Sex Shops
- Bennies from Heaven
- Return to River Frottage
- Feel or No Feel
- Whores Under the Hammer
- Gash in the Attic
- Hollyoaks (doesn't actually need porning up at all)
- Springwatch with Kate Humble (neither does this)
I give myself 1,000,000 EXCELLENT points for EXCELLENT use of the word "Benny".
And now it's your turn with further EXCELLENT points up for grabs. Shaving Ryan's Privates is automatically excluded from this list, and may result in total forfeiture of EXCELLENT points.
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