On the news
We are, according to a famous dead dude, doomed to repeat the mistakes of history.
Not only that, but the entire news agenda can now be reported through the means of thirty-year-old repeats of Not the Nine O'Clock News.
BONG! Clerics take control in Iran following fixed elections, street demonstrations
BONG! Petrol surges over £1.00 per litre
BONG! North Korea tests missiles, nuclear warhead
BONG! And finally - Something something oral sex something
"Where," I hear you ask, "Where is the American Express Bbl Bbl Bbl gag?"
Oh... go on then
As my maths tutor used to say: "QED. Quite Easily Done." The twat.