On the news
We are, according to a famous dead dude, doomed to repeat the mistakes of history.
Not only that, but the entire news agenda can now be reported through the means of thirty-year-old repeats of Not the Nine O'Clock News.
For example:
BONG! Clerics take control in Iran following fixed elections, street demonstrations
BONG! Petrol surges over £1.00 per litre
BONG! North Korea tests missiles, nuclear warhead
BONG! And finally - Something something oral sex something
"Where," I hear you ask, "Where is the American Express Bbl Bbl Bbl gag?"
Oh... go on then
As my maths tutor used to say: "QED. Quite Easily Done." The twat.
17 comments:
Where's my favourite song -
(all together now)
For....he's a jolly good fell-atio
For he's a jolly good fellatio
For he's a jolly good fellatio
And so say all of us.
And so say all of us
And so say all of us
Well, you get the picture.
Aunty Brenda: "♫ And so say all of us ♫" I am ashamed to say this - make a wish and blow out the candles.
p.s. I like trucking ... I think Scary's "a ride for a ride" was totally out of line when he gave Mrs Warboys (Octogenarian neighbour) a lift to the post office around the corner.
p.p.s. Seconds.
Ah, yes. Constable Savage. Arrested someone for standing on cracks on the pavements, and walking around with an offensive wife.
Didn't shoot him in the face, though.
Well thats all the lipstick around the nipple we have time for.
How Rowan could go from that to Mr Bean is beyond my comprehension
*shudders
Jeezo...... Forgot how good that programme was.
Bring back Gerald the Gorilla.
Brilliant! Thanks.
You will also find that all government policy is actually dredged from episodes of 'Yes Minister' and 'Yes Prime Minister'. ID cards, foreign contracts, hospital costs, its all there. I watched them all back to back and got an insight into the next 5 years worth of parliament time without getting out of the armchair. Now i just have to claim for the DVDs, armchair and TV on my expenses...
Pseudonymph - he did Blackadder in between the two?
Wild? I was livid.
Can we have it officially recognised that the collective nown for a group of Scaryduck readers is a "Flange"?
Tzonar.
Surely we should have the clip of Rowan Atkinson as the Tory at the party conference (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crz13FKjp1I)?
First time I heard PM-elect David Cameron speak on telly I thought he was doing an impression of Not the Nine o'Clock News...
The government statement on the employment figures is spot on as well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h16gbCHBsY
I dunno... it all kinda... lingers, doncha think?
not a twat - more a Wally?
QED
Gob on you!
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