According to the TV adverts, Spy Kids 4D is "the greatest movie ever", and because this claim has been made on national TV, that makes it 100 per cent official.
Sorry, Citizen Kane, but you can't argue with the idiot box. It's Spy Kids 4D now, and when they make 5D with extra made-up dimensions, the rest of the film industry might as well jack it in.
Let's face the facts:
Did Citizen Kane come with 3D glasses?
Did Citizen Kane come with a scratch and sniff card?
The answer to these - and several other completely pointless questions - is, of course, "no". Hell's teeth, Citizen Kane isn't even in colour.
Give it up, Orson Welles, you're shite.
5 comments:
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Citz K might be shite..... But he did do good sherry adverts.
I've never understood the CK best movie thing. It's terrible, not helped by Orson Wells deciding that instead of acting he would just shout.
Now Herbie Rides Again. That WAS the best film ever. Says so on Wikipedia in a bout 10 minutes.
Bollocks.
Does Spykids have an opera in it? No
Does Spykids turn out to be about some kid's sledge? No
Ah, I see your point.
Also, does Orson Welles have action figures? No.
Or does he???
DO any old people in Spykids look like young people with lots of crap makeup on? CK not made for HD
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