A pop-up appears on my laptop!
"AVG has protected you from several threats recently".
To which I reply: "What do you want, a fucking medal?"
Has AVG prevented a bunch of chavs from putting my Nissan Micra up on bricks and pissing through my letterbox?
No. No, it has not.
No, it's has merely spent its time standing idly by, rubbing its thighs as I cruise Google Images with "Safe search OFF".
Hardly what I'd call the work of effective hired goons.
Get a grip AVG, you're nothing but a bunch of usele...
+++ CARRIER LOST +++
5 comments:
FURST!!!
And isn't it just doing what it's supposed to do anyway.
Not as if it's cooked dinner and washed up afterwards is it?
I use an on-demand scanner and 21 years of computing experience to choose which links NOT to click on..I can do AVG's job.. does that make me a cyborg?
Turd.
I recommend wearing rubber gloves when you touch your mouse and keyboard. Can't be too carefull.
p.s. And put cling film across your letterbox.
You do realise that you are STILL stark raving mad don't you?
I think AVG, David Camaroon, my Aunt Betty and you are just a bunch of stup . . . . . [white noise] *CLICK!*
This cannot succeed in reality, that is exactly what I suppose.
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