Thursday, August 18, 2011

On viruses

On viruses

A pop-up appears on my laptop!

"AVG has protected you from several threats recently".

To which I reply: "What do you want, a fucking medal?"

Has AVG prevented a bunch of chavs from putting my Nissan Micra up on bricks and pissing through my letterbox?

No. No, it has not.

No, it's has merely spent its time standing idly by, rubbing its thighs as I cruise Google Images with "Safe search OFF".

Hardly what I'd call the work of effective hired goons.

Get a grip AVG, you're nothing but a bunch of usele...


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