Friday, August 05, 2011

Cooking tips for beginners

Cooking tips for beginners

Chaps. At some stage in your life you may have to cook for yourself. For example: The chipshop may be closed, or the man from the kebab shop recognises you from the dreadful chunder-through-the-letterbox thing that you thought you had dreamed.

Now, this could be a potential minefield, but - trust me here - it is not. Anything goes. ANYTHING. Except for this:

It's not the name of the ingredient. It's what they've done to it in the factory.

AVOID.

8 comments:

Donna said...

FURST!!!!

Too salty.

TRT said...

Phear not! You can use Jeera instead.

Erin said...

A good cook can work with anything.

Kim said...

They ground it? The fiends!

John said...

Ewww ... pass the mindbleach!

Donna said...

Best cookery show quote EVAH from the late, great Johnny Craddock .....

"May all your doughnuts turn out like Fannies"

Pure Class

No Good Boyo said...

Cumin - recalling cat sick since 1190.

All Uzbek cooking is based on it. Avoid Uzbek cooking.

www.malaga-3d.com said...

This won't succeed in reality, that is exactly what I think.