Cooking tips for beginners
Chaps. At some stage in your life you may have to cook for yourself. For example: The chipshop may be closed, or the man from the kebab shop recognises you from the dreadful chunder-through-the-letterbox thing that you thought you had dreamed.
Now, this could be a potential minefield, but - trust me here - it is not. Anything goes. ANYTHING. Except for this:
It's not the name of the ingredient. It's what they've done to it in the factory.